FAH Haikus

The Bubonic Plague His favourite creation It's a tale of hope

He needs to see me Put it into the wrong jar Thanks for your support!

Latvian New Wave Just get the band and go home That's how music works

Hang on a second... Your face is incredible!
 * amateur eyeroll*

I don't really know Why the artist used orange But the wine is free

The art is okay That guy is annoying me Please leave me alone!

The man feels guilty The priest gives him a discount Not so with the courts

You just want a flat But your opponents await Your odds don't look good

Too many to choose But one will always remain In Doubt? Choose Jim Soc

The men are confused by weather terms and science They make it all up

Internet fails him Workman tries to help him out He annoys the man

The man wants freedom The gym argues and threatens The end: an impass

Two lads need money Apartment post uploaded Normal guy shows up

A Mat Mogul says Matt's the way uh huh uh huh And Matt's a promise

His ambitions high The window is his TV Junk mail is awesome

The play is starting The play is not what it seems Darren wants to hide

He's nice in person In his room he types mean things A legend? Ummm.... no.

Almost the new year The lads review their sketches They laugh together

In his room a lot He types like a mad legend But he's a loser

He is aggressive Tea too cold, too weak, too sweet His friends try to help

The mom is annoyed The boy rushes, not ready He leaves. No helmet?

He does not eat fish His family is confused Brussel sprouts it is

Roommate is lazy No job, No cleaning; Eye roll The friend does not help

They check their IDs Coffee. Old boyfriend comes back Sorry... not tonight

Cancer the hero Ailments take center stage Selfie game is strong